07/21/03- still nothing.
07/22/03-someone has just informed me that a fezzek is a troll. I like the cat/penis idea better
7/22/03- guys are pricks.
7/29/03- Jacob Lazar is a cool dude. He'll be our president in twenty years. One sexy beast
man, I tell you!
8/13/03- Marissa Villa is a dancing fool and my wittle bitty neice-y poo. She's 13 and enjoys playing
lacrosse.
8/30/03- A.J. Smith is a prick. And a pig. He turned down a girl from bio cuz he didn't have
feelings for her in the pants. Real nice there, slugger.
9/20/03- It's early in the school year and I already hate it. Hmm...
10/02/03- I have a certain teacher can't pronounce big words. Her class is LITERALLY painful.
Stupid Chris isn't coming back until December. I think it's time for me to instigate the revolution.
10/02/03- A.J. Smith is NOT a pig. He is a righteous dude. He loves the environment, the ladies,
and he gets tingly in the pants for asymptotes. I truly love him more than cheese. Live long and prosper, Sir Smith.
01/01/04- Happy New Year, children!
11/29/04- So...oops. It's been a while since I've updated this puppy. Amber is now officially the
person of the month for all months. That's too hard to keep changing. Thank you, Emily Jayne, for reminding me of this. Graduation
is coming up! Woo-Hoo! Well, it's not that close, but it's closer than it was last year. So, Marissa, "Harry Potter commands
you!" I would like a certain couple to get the heck off my couch...you know who you are. You've tainted my pretty white couch.
Ass-goblins. Jacob, I still love you...Even when you flip over my desk with me still in it, completely disrupting
psych. AJ, I don't really know you that well anymore. Bummer. You, too, Amber. But Nancy is a new and exciting buddy. She
lets me drive nice cars...silly girl. I could say the same about my uncle, Richard. He also let's me drive nice cars. Silly
girl. We have satellite TV. YES! I thought about going back to church for a while but it never worked out. Catholocism and
this child don't mix. Especially because you should believe in God to be Catholic. I work a lot now. Too much, one might say.
Ah, well. Another year gone by and none the better. I'll update soon, I SWEARS it!
12/02/04- See, I told you I'd write again. What a gracious little host I am! I've decided to include
some rules of fast food because 1) you people are just plain rude when you're hungry and 2) you all suck too bad to realize
it. Wow. I need to get my nails redone. I guess I have my day planned! Visit my "Overfed American's Guide to Fast Food" page!
